The Skinny
(aka Back of the Book Summary in a Sentence)
Dylan is camera-shy but is forced to live her life in front of the camera when her sister, Dusty, becomes a reality TV star.
Nutritional Value
(aka What’s Good)
I learned the rules to the Saltine Challenge.
Freezer Burn
(aka What’s Bad)
This was like if the author of Twilight decided to write some Keeping Up with the Kardashians fan fiction. That’s right, just imagine the writing quality of Twilight combined with the plot of Kim Kardashians’ reality TV show and you get this book.
Lingering Aftertaste
(aka My Prediction)
Both Dylan and Dusty will probably have a happy ending with their respective Prince Charmings. Why do I word it that way? Because this book was published by Disney and that’s how Disney rolls.
Taste Test Verdict
(aka Would I Read More?)
N to the O to the No No No. This review is far shorter than all my other reviews because I’ve already wasted enough of my time reading the chapter. I don’t want to waste any more writing about it.
Memorable Morsel
(aka Quotable Quote)
There’s a reason I don’t watch reality TV.
“Dylan.” Dusty clasped my hands in hers. Were those actual tears shining in her eyes? She took a deep breath. “Will you be the Pippa to my Kate?”
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Get Prince in Disguise
Gwen thinks that it’s as close to magic as humans can get when a blank Word document is filled with groups of letters, and those groups of letters turn into lines, and those lines turn into a whole new world.
When Gwen isn’t reading or writing, she’s drinking boba milk tea and singing along to Steven Universe. You should sing along with her.